Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.message-squaremessage-square318linkfedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down17
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square318linkfedilink
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoMy farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
minus-squarevoodooattack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month ago My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them Famous last words
minus-squareButterpaderp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoNothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoouch. that sounds like either a great or awful death.
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI hadn’t thought about that. No ability to really control it, there’d be a lot of women after me. At least I’d go with a smile on my face. Well maybe…
My farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
Famous last words
Nothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
ouch. that sounds like either a great or awful death.
I hadn’t thought about that. No ability to really control it, there’d be a lot of women after me.
At least I’d go with a smile on my face. Well maybe…
Just women? :D