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If this had any grounding in reality, Firefox would be used as little as Cello. Don’t buy into conspiracy theories. Don’t get me wrong: a company could try this but it wouldn’t be sustainable.

Have you ever heard of a metaphor?

@TooLazyDidntName In fairness, every loser does his “best”; it’s the winner who goes home and fucks the prom queen.

I could see Tony making this joke.

Like the public masturbator, I saw this coming.

Dad jokes: delivering Groucho Marx humor since day 1.

@dvdnet90 So, where there should I dump my porn? For the cause, of course.