If ‘R’ is pronounced ‘arr’ then is ‘Я’ pronounced "rra’?

Only when it isn’t Coke.

When a tree falls in the woods and only Elon is around to know about it, is he still a loser?

I got mine for free.

Who still buys books without investigating them online first?

AI is changing everything, and the changes are all horrible.

Oh no, whatever will they do without that specific drop of water?

I couldn’t figure out how to make a BBC joke without sounding racist so I’ll just say fuck Trump.

He should have walked in the front door and started pointing at people.

Flock cameras are totally stuffed with gold, and the poles holding them up are filled with copper.

That’s almost enough to pay 1 week’s rent in a shitty loft in LA.

The French word for bird is oiseau, which contains every vowel and none of them are pronounced correctly.

The hero Winona needs.

It’s all a lie, and always has been.

I’d forgot that Boy George even existed.

It’s okay, we’re still afraid to fuck off and die. They just don’t say that part out loud because the dead can’t pay taxes.

It’s also the slogan for a car repair chain. It’s false advertising though, as they do not turn your car’s muffler to gold.

Who knew that you could turn an entire planet into a gas chamber?

Venus.

It’s the human condition.

People Eating Tasty Animals remains the one true PETA.