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1 month agoI would like a dog-sized elephant, please and thank you.
godless tech-loving queer


I would like a dog-sized elephant, please and thank you.


DuckDuckGo users?


Incorrect. They are, in fact, grabbing people off the street in Florida.


He would if he wasn’t a coward.
He’s following in the footsteps of Columbus.


One could even argue that sort of thing is a prerequisite for priesthood.
Where’s an Etsy witch when you need one?