there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.
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there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.
no, if you want to hurt someone, a gun is better. If you don’t want to hurt anyone, running away is better.
the bread is the lynch pin of the sandwich. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the ingredients, but the bread must (usually) be baked.
hm, no, because it is baking instead.
I have better taste in music now than when I was a kid. Stagnation is death
nothing will fundamentally change
now im thirsty for some good tea
mmm no, i dont think so. Crushed red pepper and jalapenos tho? Hell yea
ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn
It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny
Hey, so long as someone with more ethics than the average patrol officer is in charge of the Command Undead spell, skeleton cops might even be safer and more humane for everyone…
You know, come to think of it, I did play in a game where this exact scenario played out, we got some state-sanctioned necromancers to get an actual corpse as a witness to a crime with that exact spell.
Going with D&D’s version of necromancy… probably not. Undead have a strong and innate anti-life bias. Some intelligent undead are likely to be able to mask it, but without exceptionally strong wills will likely still act in a way that will cause the most death.
Non-undead ressurected individuals would likely be able to testify, however.
I think it might just be the old creeping in. Kids like emojis, and they weren’t around when we were kids, so it is new and strange so I don’t like it, etc.
holy shit your buddy sounds unhinged
I grew up really poor, so high definition audio isn’t something i’ve really ever had access to growing up, and I’ve never felt like I was missing out once I had the money to spend on new stuff.
Yeah, I throw dynamite around.
All of the fake martial arts (from no-touch knockouts and kayfabe wrestling) have given me a bad impression of martial arts in general. If you’re not mystifying your arts or trying to pass them off as something they’re not to impressionable and vulnerable people, hey you’re good. But I’m still internally lumping them all together as scams in my head.