Visa requirements seem to be less of an issue the more money you have. That being said, I’m going to space

No kids around. I’m in a what should be a solidly middle class neighborhood except its like 80% retired folk. Just a handful of families with kids.

Are you asking if I am proud of .world and .ml?

If so, then definitely not

It doesn’t even exist yet and North Korea already stole the royalties

I am slightly offended they called that a forklift

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I’m choosing the couch

Asoa? Can’t say I’ve been there before

That’s a lot of work to aeropress as much coffee as a french press. I love my aeropress, but it can only do one cup at a time

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Can’t say I’ve ever thought using ricotta to write about my day

Thank you for helpping out! My spelling is gooder already!

“God’s plan”?

This God guy fucking sucks at planning

Who?

No clothes? Is that why you aren’t allowed near schools?

Not just the Turkmen, but the Turkwomen and Turkchildren too!

O shit id totally sign over my soul

Well duh, how was he supposed to get flight hours in the year 20

A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.

Cocaine definitely. Downside of the stripper salt is its a fairly short lived high and the comedown always results in a headache for me so gotta keep doing it to go the night.