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1 day agoI jerk off manually.


I jerk off manually.


Pornhub.
Your dog humps you while crying when you touch their leash? Weird .


Your mom’s not that fat.


Found Lex’s alt account.


Big titties, and a predisposition for fat dudes.


That’s just until they figure out he is into dudes.


Prunes.


Jesus what kind of depraved shit were these monkeys into?!


Fleshlight. As far as getting into it spits enough.


I recommend you don’t wear cargo pants.


I would do it for a handjob if you dress as a cowboy and need a writer.


maybe just steal Spotify?


you sound a little obsessed yourself.


That’s kind of the opposite of my porn feelings.


Rubbing.


no I kiss yours.
Comic sans.