Nope. He’s only 5 right now. He’s getting to the stage where he’s starting to understand stuff more so we’ve been trying to watch what he hears and sees. Trying not to cuss like a sailor is hard with my upbringing. Just other day he said “you hornsucker!” Cause he’s heard me say “you c—sucker!” When I’m working on something and something goes wrong. His mama got on me like fly to well you k ow.

I got to say. Does Tom ever freaking age? Like dear god.

Werewolves of London again.

My son loves this song. He will sing it word for word howls and all.

Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim

The government is that dude who’ll talk a big game about how great he is, get ya in bed, fuck you and not even finger blast ya to the finish.

To know they’re not a bigot of some kind.

My bad for starting a fight.

That’s the American way.

Do you have a mouth to scream in the off chance you might want to?

“Witnesses say they saw you with your arms crossed as you plowed into the building.”

“Officer, I had my knees on the wheel. This was clearly the fault of a car malfunction.”

I get ya, though.

So take both hands off the steering wheel?

Mom?

Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.

Ew

This is like seeing someone pin someone down and violently choking them to death, then saying “hey their arms have got to be sore! We need to help them strangle that person who can’t fight back!”

I remember driving through a town called Hahira in Georgia. I stopped by a Bigfoot gas station to use the restroom. On the bathroom stall door, someone wrote how they rape their daughter, and no one knew how they would never be caught.

I stood there just…so Goddamn mad. Like whether it’s true or some one being an edge lord…it just sickens me to my core.

He lives by the money. He has no limit on his desires and has the money to get them. Some folks just don’t care to control themselves.

It’s fucking sad that one day Aliens might look at our history and see a time when we were literally run by child rapists. Like holy fuck that will be embarrassing if we exist long enough to be apart of some federation.

“Humans? Didn’t you lot have a problem with your leaders preying on your young?”

Like I get, it’s always been a problem honestly in our history of leaders and powerful folks. But today? With all the evidence and shit…idk definitely think this will be a moment in the annals of human history talked about way in the future if we make it.

102% with a 2% margin for error.

How about you kys T man. Do us all a favor.

Shit, I’d bet dollars to the amount of doughnuts ice agents eat that they want to be apart of it. They’re the type of dudes who say shit like “if it bleeds it can breed.” “If her age is on the clock, she’s old enough for the cock.” Type of sick shit.

They’re rabid monsters.

Fair enough. Luckily, our cats more run around knocking stuff down.

I would let em in honestly…but my partner…she doesn’t like then staring when we are doing the dirty tango. He’s the type of cat to want pets during…he’s a soft fluffy boy.