Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

We’re going to put a cheeseburger in every tummy, and deport all the vegetarians

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

You’re the fucking man

Glory to his house

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

All animals are equal, but some of them have guns

A most interesting theory, comrade. Perhaps you would like to give a speech further exploring your ideas in the basement of the secret police headquarters?

The existence of people stupid enough to pay for them is what makes NFTs worth something in the first place

You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now

This kinds of explains a lot about my life

FocusMe works well

Just tuck bro, you’ll be aight

A man for every C-suite

Maybe they were being trafficked. Did you call it in?

Actually he’s a Korean bodybuilder now, try to keep up

Attack on Titan is amazing