warm and fuzzies ACTIVATED

Semper sic tyrannus

That depends. How much is the population offering me to advocate in favor of them, and how much are the construction companies offering?

Speaking as a straight man, hard disagree

Is Isis still off-limits?

It was still entertaining, but they really turned the propaganda up to 11 and the rest of the show suffered for it

2.012 m/s

Actually the ocean contains billions of tons of uranium

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

step 3: the cat has altered the deal. pray the cat doesn’t alert it any further

It literally tastes like ass

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

We’re going to put a cheeseburger in every tummy, and deport all the vegetarians

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

You’re the fucking man

Glory to his house

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here