Exactly this.

Based on my 2020 experience, seeing people whining about not being able to go to Olive Garden, I am pretty sure that the keyboard warriors are not prepared for the inconvenience of living in a war zone.

20 year old me would see that as an opportunity for an epic Harold & Kumar inspired road trip.

Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to “Light of Christmas” by Owl Cities.

Not sure why Nissan needs my sexual activity data but I can maliciously comply and make them regret asking for it.

Cursed Monkey Paw:

Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.

It might ruffle some feathers at the RNC that he is treating their debate invite like he treats a Congressional subpoena.

I agree, It should not be.

But Trump thinks that the cops these days are not rough enough with their suspects.