It was a post by Nebulous_Keito.

You’re welcome!

: )

They talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.

And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.

Amen

This damned thing which I always have on me.

Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

Right, but that’s less funny.

I think I’ll start pointing it out.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

That’s right… It goes in the USB hole.

I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.

“I love you… get off me, you heat-demon.”

My porcelain pal and me!

Challenge accepted.

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?