Same people who bring kids to see Randy Feltface and are offended when he starts cursing like a sailor.
Same people who bring kids to see Randy Feltface and are offended when he starts cursing like a sailor.
This Halloween… It’s-a-him!
climbing up all of those stairs
You’re literally a flying squid! 🤦♂️
Growing up, my family had an old cat. In the years before he died, I remember him panting more and more. I guess he got too tired to clean himself?
Oh, this isn’t a real screenshot from The Sims?
If you buy a computer in The Sims 2, you have the option to play SimCity 3000 or SSX 3. You can sit there and just watch your EA game playing another EA game.
Panorama mode being silly.
That’s an episode of the original Star Trek.
elephant_jokes.html
Back when the internet was good.
The headline makes it sound like people are scared to report crimes because they don’t want to talk to RoboMallCop.
That’s actually legitimately scary.
As a child, I was suspicious of the Swanson Ice Cream trucks that randomly appeared in my neighborhood.
That sounds like a joke my late grandfather would make.
It’s perfect.
How now, ground cow?
A melon of pure evil.
That is the darkest part of The Matrix.
“We gave you paradise and you all threw a tantrum. So we made life hell and now you’re easy to deal with.”
And the longer I am alive, the more true that sentiment seems to be.
Was it just floating or was it out for a swim?
Obi-wan’s Home for Retarded Walkers
“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”
Welcome to the first episode of Fallout.
Trying to get to that last shrine in Tears of the Kingdom.