Ignotum

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

Race conditions can make you a racist,
If you

1. Are behind the wheel of a racecar
2. You are on a racetrack

Then there’s no nice way to say it, you might be a racist, drive safe

“So this here is a rock”
“Uhh, in english please?”

Fiwefwox UwU

For the love of god OP don’t start your Linux journey with Arch
Don’t get me wrong, i use it and love it, but don’t use it!

I use arch btw

I had a similar error, though not from the compiler
Error message just read this should never happen

But what I am aware of is that when this person was triggered by a mere stranger expressing an opinion, they instantly went on the attack with namecalling, […]

But what he did here to a passing commenter speaks for itself.

Says the person that immediately accused the person of not being a victim but actually being the abuser, just because he is a man and was (understandibly) angry when someone said men don’t deserve as much help, since there are fewer male abuse victims

I would say that saying “go eat a bag of dicks” is not even close to as serious an accusing someone of being an domestic abuser, especially to someone who has been on the receiving end no less

Computers understand the content, but now how it’s represented, so they can’t solve it

Humans understand how it’s represented, but not the content, so they can’t solve it

Mathematicians understand how it’s represented and the content

It’s not to keep computers away, it’s to keep non-mathematicians away!

shit fetch --all

Fork and knife explosive?! 😱

“i’ll fix that later”
Narrator: “they never did”

“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”

stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

I’d rather bonk a thousand innocents than let one guilty go unbonked

• the indian police probably

You’re*

Get a minimum amount of compensation for doing a job? Do you hear yourself? That’s madness!

Short for armour piercing flour

You get it at millitary surplus stores

I was a nano person for the longest time, was planning to try out vim but never did, until i saw a coworker using it and he explained a little about the vim “language” actually worked and how much you could do with it

With some encouragement from him and a week or two of reduced productivity i was able to do everything just as fast in vim as in nano, and it only got better from there, now i find any other editor slow and tiresome in comparison

Combine that with my pre-push hook that runs linting and tests, which takes about 10 minutes, and you’re gonna have a good time

I’ve long ago disabled the tests and only run linting now, i’m not a machochist