That’s space bro. You’re describing outer space

It’s also such a nice gift for just about anyone who doesn’t already own one

This is a wild and ridiculous take for more than one reason. It’s astonishing that you managed to pack so much ignorance into two sentences.

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I sure am turned on by those floppy drivers in your profile pic, big boy

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Cool.

I clicked on the article looking for video of it and hooooooooooly shit, what an ad ridden hellhole I was subjected to. It’s unreadable. What an absolute shame of a website

Viagra

Can’t feel shame if you’re shameless and have mid-stage brain rot!

Yeah, more real to me. What I’m saying is that I want to party with Wayne Knight

You sure are fond of commas and ampersands

Newman from Seinfeld. For no other reason than I think Wayne Knight is a really great character actor

*guns throttle* Tires and tube liquify, blast apart, rim rapidly grinds to nothing against the pavement, spokes rocket in all directions. Onlookers remark: “pretty cool way to go out…” And then give the 🤘 hand gesture

Even if it did, it would only apply to good beer. This certainly does not apply to shitass Heineken

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it’s so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

Heroin is such a cozy hobby. Especially on a rainy day

This came around way after the 90s

Why wouldn’t it?

You are part of the problem