30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it’s getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.
30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it’s getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.
There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.
No, good sir, I’m on the level.
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
It glides as softly as a cloud.
It’s more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.
If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.
If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.
If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.
I suggest checking out the Keys to the Kingdom podcast to understand how needed this is (it’s also just a great listen):
That’s a fair point, thank you.
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Seriously, where is Trojan and Durex in this shit? It isn’t just going to be pharma birth control mixed up in this once the conception dominoes start falling.
What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!
Missing: Jumbo
To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!
(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)
Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
We’ve got these already, called a coconut crab, and it’s not unlikely that they killed and ate Amelia Earheart.
It means Rick Deckard won’t be coming for you any time soon.