I got my 15 year old account permanently banned for filing one report against a user who was stalking my profile to call me slurs. (This was “abusing the report button”, apparently.) Everyone in my household got their accounts banned alongside mine. It’s very strange how the site is being run now.

Well, was it a photo of an adult tooth or a baby tooth? Adult teeth are too mature for the younguns.

I have perpetually looked like I’m 12 since 2008. That’s the most common number people always give me when they guess my age. I’m so sure an AI would somehow guess correctly.

I haven’t watched YouTube much since they broke the search. And that’s far from the only thing they broke, it’s just what stopped making the site very worthwhile to me. I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s significantly cut down or stopped using it.

What’s the best alternative for Google?

The population can’t keep growing indefinitely, the planet can’t sustain that.

I fucking hate the future, man.

Go on vacation? Believe it or not, banned.

I could live for a thousand more years and it still wouldn’t be distant enough.