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Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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    PHP enters the chat

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        I’m not really sure why this image chose to put JavaScript and python in with C# and Rust. Just one of those anti-JavaScript nuts

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        Neat, and how’s it run in the browser?

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          About as great as python or ruby or ASP or .NET or any other back end WEB language.

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            Then it’s not for what Javascript is for. It’s not in contention.

            I don’t care how nice your favorite truck is if I’m going across a lake.

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      I still use PHP in like 1/8 client projects - it’s fast as shit now ^^ lolol

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        I’ve been a PHP developer for 20 years. I concur.

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        Serious question: what’s the use case for using PHP in greenfield projects? Is the client dictating the use of PHP or your own choice?

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          I use PHP as a back end language for an API. The front end is Vue. It’s fast as fuck, runs anywhere, doesn’t need tons of dependencies, and just does what I want it to.

          The environment is all on-premise, so that does limit our options… but I’d still pick PHP.

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      <php?

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        Fatal error

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