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Chicken salad

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Chicken salad

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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I want some attack geese.
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  that does sound delicious.
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  They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.

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