If cabbage will grow there: grow a bunch and make a really dope national dish out of it. I then create a network of people in every other country in the world and brutally enforce the secrecy of the recipe.
The entire world craves the cabbage dish. We have the cabbage dish and will kill you for making it.
I am eventually accused of high cabbage crimes by American sympathizers inside my ranks and deposed.
America takes over and immediately attempts to monetize the cabbage dish with tourism.
Capitalists cut costs far enough that the dish is no longer fire. People bore of it. America pulls out of the country citing mission accomplished.
If the country can’t grow cabbage: I wouldn’t have invaded it.
If cabbage will grow there: grow a bunch and make a really dope national dish out of it. I then create a network of people in every other country in the world and brutally enforce the secrecy of the recipe.
The entire world craves the cabbage dish. We have the cabbage dish and will kill you for making it.
I am eventually accused of high cabbage crimes by American sympathizers inside my ranks and deposed.
America takes over and immediately attempts to monetize the cabbage dish with tourism.
Capitalists cut costs far enough that the dish is no longer fire. People bore of it. America pulls out of the country citing mission accomplished.
If the country can’t grow cabbage: I wouldn’t have invaded it.