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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.

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I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: “What would Jesus do?”

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So I turned it into wine.

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Holy shit

This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke

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