Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

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My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

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Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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1 year ago
These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
- no banana@lemmy.world
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  A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
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    I’m dyeing! Isn’t there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
    - corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      Agreed. Lets hem it in.

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