PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoBread mattress: so my sleepy ass can partially eat it, as I'm in the lengthy process of waking up (possibly improving efficiency)message-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareBread mattress: so my sleepy ass can partially eat it, as I'm in the lengthy process of waking up (possibly improving efficiency)PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square13linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoI feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.
minus-squarePierceTheBubble@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoMy sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWell, that’s a brand new sentence!
I feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.
My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension
Well, that’s a brand new sentence!