cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month agoIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down16
arrow-up1204arrow-down1imageIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlcm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoOr, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!
Or, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!