kate@lemmy.uhhoh.comM to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.comEnglish · 26 days agoif birds aren't real what's been pooping on my carmessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down12
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minus-squaredegenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·26 days agoA CIA employee carefully applies bird poop to your car while you’re not watching. It’s all part of the big coverup of the so-called “birds”.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoBut where does he get the bird poop?
minus-squaredegenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·25 days agoIt’s made from the chemicals left over from chemtrail manufacturing.
minus-squareInvalidName2@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoNevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.
A CIA employee carefully applies bird poop to your car while you’re not watching. It’s all part of the big coverup of the so-called “birds”.
But where does he get the bird poop?
It’s made from the chemicals left over from chemtrail manufacturing.
Makes sense.
Nevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.