When questioned further, the man admitted to using a percussive massage gun around and directly on both his eyes, for several minutes at a time, every week for 3 months, to relieve the feeling of tiredness.

Damn, WTF

Does anyone have any peer reviewed studies about hitting yourself in the dick with a hammer repeatedly. Just a little unsure about what it’s doing to my body?

Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize their vote counts the same as yours

George Carlin, probably

“Stop punching yourself” as a mandatory medical warning wasn’t on my bullshit bingo this year.

Hahahaha

If you are strained… forget about yogurt and other stool softener! Just take your massager and switch over to the butthole sandpaper attachment!