CalciumDeficiency@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoWhat did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?message-squaremessage-square306fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down15
arrow-up1212arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?CalciumDeficiency@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square306fedilink
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·5 months agoNothing good happens after midnight.
minus-square200ok@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoThat becomes true again once you turn 40
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoIf you have kids, you’ll get a second wind when they’re gone. Our adult son was staying with us for a while. We came in about 3:00 a.m. and scared the shit out of him because he thought we were upstairs asleep.
minus-squaresmackjack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoFollowed by “You were conceived at 12:01”
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoAll the best stuff happens after midnight!
Nothing good happens after midnight.
That becomes true again once you turn 40
If you have kids, you’ll get a second wind when they’re gone. Our adult son was staying with us for a while. We came in about 3:00 a.m. and scared the shit out of him because he thought we were upstairs asleep.
Followed by “You were conceived at 12:01”
All the best stuff happens after midnight!