filister@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoIt looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Registerwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1464arrow-down14 cross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fans
arrow-up1460arrow-down1external-linkIt looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Registerwww.theregister.comfilister@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square75fedilink cross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fans
minus-squareooterness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·edit-26 months agoPhase 1: Fuck around Phase 2: Find out
minus-squareDrasglaf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·6 months agoPhase 3: Say you’ve changed to earn some good will Phase 4: Fucking do it again
minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 months ago“We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes…”
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months ago“I don’t want to lose you but the shareholders make me do it.”
Phase 1: Fuck around
Phase 2: Find out
Phase 3: Say you’ve changed to earn some good will
Phase 4: Fucking do it again
“We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes…”
“I don’t want to lose you but the shareholders make me do it.”