Be glad with the tits you have, there are sad trans who would be glad to have your tits.
Also the pangolin is being made extinct because Chinese women want help lactating, I guess because they saw pangolin titties and thought that consuming the scales of a big tittied animal would help for some reason.
Y’know, I was okay when it was just the elephant, like, of course, she’s an elephant.
But the goddamn Pangolin having better tits than me? That’s a line too far.
Be glad with the tits you have, there are sad trans who would be glad to have your tits.
Also the pangolin is being made extinct because Chinese women want help lactating, I guess because they saw pangolin titties and thought that consuming the scales of a big tittied animal would help for some reason.
I am the sad trans who wants the pangolins tits!
Though not at the cost of their entire species. We’ll see where hormones can get me.