I took the bus like usual today and I was sitting on a side seat. Two cute women enter it and since they couldn’t find a seat, they stood next to me. They were engrossed in their conversation so I didnt think much when one of them started leaning on me. But she didnt stop leaning on me, this went on for the next 10 mins. I could feel her hips and stomach on my side.
I was trying to look at my phone to distract myself but I popped a boner. It was very awkward as I couldn’t go anywhere and I was starting to panic. I was looking around to see if anyone noticed by thankfully no one did. But wtf bruh. The bus was kinda crowded but she had more than enough space to stand properly.
I got off the bus and holy shit, I felt like a million bucks. I never touched a women or even held hands with one so this was new. This was probably the best day in a long time for me. My depression actually got better for now. Is my reaction weird/creepy?
Pro tip: Flexing leg and feet muscles can cause the body to steal back that blood flow and cause things to settle down.
That said, there’s an art to doing that without looking like you’re doing something weird. Only you know what’s too weird for you, and then aim not to go past half way to that, just in case. Subtlety is key, and when you think you’re being subtle, you probably still need to dial it back a notch.
Mental arithmetic or something else unrelated to the situation that moves blood flow to the main brain can also work. Silent brain games on your phone. Sudoku maybe.
Good luck.