POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agoWhat's something unique that you carry on you every day?message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down13
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something unique that you carry on you every day?POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·16 hours agoA crow-calling whistle and a small tin of peanuts.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 hours agoPresumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 hours agoI’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-213 hours agoOut there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-212 hours agoI doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoLook, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 hours agoThat’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.
A crow-calling whistle and a small tin of peanuts.
Presumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko
I’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.
Out there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.
I doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.
Look, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?
That’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.