Pretty sure it would end up with a single nation … the United Provinces of Canada.

Although maybe a Confederated States of Losers between them and Mexico wouldn’t be a bad dumping ground for all the redcaps

The US government is well on its way to be the same.

Assuming standard sheet size, his prepared text is in 20pt font size.

Just pointing that out to anyone curious about his eye sight and/or literacy.

Edit: Didn’t mean to insinuate anything specific, just thought it looked strange and tried it in Writer. I honestly expected it to be >30pt, but figured I’ld mention it anyway.

Translator goes PT-BRrrrrrr

Hydrohomies predicting the weather … half a second ahead of time!