America era 2025 can have that effect.

He’ll be calling himself a ‘gravity-theory sceptic’ next and flinging himself off a building. It’s the only next logical step.

That if anything’s gonna kill these motherfuckers, it’s most likely to be hubris that finally does it?

Next week: US Department of Defence announces purchase of fleet of Cybertrucks.

Take the battery out and use it for home storage.

Every day, I wake up in hope of seeing that headline.

Apart from anything else, spending all that energy resisting change that’s coming anyway must be exhausting. It’s no wonder they’re so cranky.

They send SWAT teams to their houses, which is pretty close.

I go more for ‘tiresomely cynical’, but whatever.

Stop giving that vile homunculus attention.

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Jesus Christ. What subject, other than abject flattery, is Trump not sensitive about? No matter what they do, any story that’s based remotely on fact is gonna piss that fragile little man off, so why not just have at him?

But won’t someone think of the shareholders dividends!?

Covid taught us that if nothing had before.

Thankyou for making me feel very old :) Btw, don’t trust anyone with something to sell.

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She was the second shittiest candidate, but in a two horse race, why would anyone choose otherwise? Baffling.

Even dems are still American, and everything is about MEEEE!

Can’t wait for the mental gymnastics required from the complicit press to accept that we shouldn’t expect too much from ‘the best of his abilities’, while simultaneously accepting he’s that an infallible king who’s word is law.

Technically it’s a performative ritual and serves no real purpose. The swearing of the oath is the only important bit and should be enough. You humans and your weird attachment to symbols and artifacts. :)