What? I never been to What, they speak english in What?

What?

English, Snufflefflegus! Do you speak it?

## Hi sober me, this is drunk me. I have no idea how this works, but it does. Do not touch it

I also read an article recently that companies are posting “ghost jobs” where they don’t plan to hire anyone at all.

Also the whole, “post a job with impossible requirements, back fill with cheap imported workers/my mate when the position is inevitably unfilled”.

I’ve always liked, Error ID:10T.

You don’t feed your hamsters the corpses of your enemies?