That is a bomb ass shirt.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Because they don’t want people making fake versions of government sites. If someone accidentally thinks the fake site is real it can cause serious harm.

No greater joy than shopping in a heavily religious neighborhood on a Sunday.

I’m not falling for this trick again.

Wow, they’re using Artificial Intelligence to do the same thing predictive analytics has been doing for over 50 years, what a time to be alive!

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I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.

“Careful, that’s not a load bearing structure!” CRUNCH “It is now.”

Now that’s a deep cut.

distantsounds CLAPS BACK against Lemmy user, click HERE for their response!

That I’m not sure, I’ve never tried I always just watch it on my laptop or hdmi to a TV, but that site has been my go to for NFL streams for years, back in the say it was a subreddit before it got shutdown and went to their own website, always been reliable for me, worst case you need to switch steams midgame it they have plenty to choose from.

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OK while that would be a better idea the thought that no one would notice is laughable. We have detailed pregnancy rate records going back 75 years, an immediate 30% change would definitely raise a lot of red flags.

One could argue favoring people who wear suits is a way of trying to exclude politicians who come from working class backgrounds. “If you’re not comfortable in a suit you don’t belong” is how I’ve heard it described. His constituents seem to like that he’s presenting himself as the same person he was when getting elected, shouldn’t that be more important?

True, I was just saying the name.

Go home headline, you’re drunk.

Screw you Microsoft, I switched to Paint.net forever ago and I’ll be long dead in the cold, cold grave before I recognize Missourah, I mean switch back to Paint.

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It was nothing to do with Windows, it’s a sorta joke where the person telling the joke is trying to use logic to compare 2 different things, with humorous results.

A better example is an old Norm Mcdonald (I think) joke, I’ll post it below.

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.

The new neighbor says, “I’m a professor.” The first neighbor then asks, “Oh yeah, what do you teach?”

“Logic,” the professor reponds.

“What is that?” the neighbor inquires.

“Well, let me see if I can give you an example…you have a dog, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right,” neighbor #1 responds.

“And you have children too, right?” says the professor.

“Wow, right again!” exclaims the neighbor.

"So, then you must be married and that would make you a heterosexual, right?‘’ proclaims the professor.

“Unbelievable, you’re absolutely correct. How do you know all this about me?”

“Well,” the professor says, “I observed there was a dog house in your backyard, so you must have a dog. I also saw bicycles next to your garage, so you must have children. And if you have children, you are probably married and if your married, you are most likely heterosexual… it was all logical!”

The next afternoon, the neighbor runs into his old friend. His friend asks if he has met the new neighbor. The man says that he met him yesterday.

“What’s he like?”

“Well,” the man says, “he’s nice and he is a professor of logic.”

“Oh,” says the friend, “what’s logic?”

“Maybe I can give you an example. Do you have a dog house?”

“Why, no, I do not,” responds the friend.

“Well, then,” proclaims the man, “that means you’re gay!”