Apropos of nothing but “kids or people who started as kids” is one of the best parts of a sentence I’ve read in a long time.

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

The article flat out says they’re being robocalled to politicians.

Yeah that’s fair. I sidestepped the google issue by creating a new account not used for anything else but the box but that’s not a perfect solution either.

I have the $20 Walmart one, no need for flashing anything, it let’s you install 3rd party apps out of the box. I googled guides online for recommended apps and it took all of 20 minutes to get my own loader, etc set up with just the apps I want installed.

Don’t threaten ME with a good time.

Heh I didn’t even think of it till just now…

Fallen (1998), great movie. Denzel Washington plays a detective hunting a serial killer copy cat but that’s just the start. Amazing cast, supernatural storyline, great plot.

Weird that you think me literally stating my preference for 1 thing over another thing is anything BUT an either/or situation.

I’ll take 11 minutes of Bill Burr roasting the entire city of Philadelphia over 7 hours of Dane Cook any day.

What does that have to do with this post though? Or were you just waiting to say something about Windows because REASONS!