Don’t give up hope my friend

Who?

They tried filming in front of dead audiences but it just didn’t work as well

I thought that was cranberry juice?

Lived in Florida for almost a decade

Why do people like these?

I can’t believe it’s only 20 days until the country is on fire again

Oh god I’m so close, I’ve been edging this type of news for months, I’m going to turn to dust once I finally pop.

Don’t pick up the phone if someone is online… I’m old

You’d know, trust me

What about a spork

The only thing Trump’s sold out is his morals and his country.

WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK!!

If he had we’d all just be left with a hardened jizz rag, but now we have Eric Trump

Handmaid’s Tale is a great show

Man he is an asshole

How dare someone downvote you for this

Yes sadly. I like olive tapenade though. Straight olives are rough.

But I want to like them. I try one every few years to see if they’re still yucky.

Hi neighbor