I didn’t say they don’t, I said it’s difficult for people who don’t know how. You have to spend time on education when you go vegan.

It’s about as dangerous as using IE in the old days, or Edge in administrator mode.

Idk about door dash, but my son was delivering through Uber and he got all the tips for his deliveries.

They do get the tips.

Oh, that’s a good way to get them to ring the bell. I tried making them ring the bell other ways, but they never do. Uber Eats has a feature where they need to get a code from you to prove they handed you the food. I had several drivers leave the food at the door and then text me, asking me for the code. Fuck off

I have tried to out-crazy them, but crazy has gone beyond my ability in the last few years.

Which turns into coffee grounds when it hits the bed?

Why would a Borg need such perfect breasts? Not that I’m complaining…

I don’t want to change anyone’s mind anymore. I’m so tired of trying. I just want them to STFU and believe their wacko shit in private like the good old days.

I had to cut it out of my life in 2020. I was so stressed out that my memory was bad, I wasn’t eating, and I was sleeping like four hours max per night. I have seen no reason to add it back. If something important happens, it makes its way into everything, so I find out. I don’t need to know every little stupid thing some stupid person says on Twitter 50 times a day, or every time some politician makes some terrible decision that hurts Americans. Neither of those things are news, they’re business as usual, but they’re treated as breaking news by people and news organizations. I’m much happier under my rock.

I don’t think you need the “what if” parts

Since when do you need to be sober for IT work? I figured you are a doctor or something.

Idk if it’s just because I have completely removed myself from the news cycle, but I haven’t heard anything about NYE this year, not even from friends and family on Facebook. I think everyone is just like “meh”.

I guess I like prehistoric the best from an artistic perspective, but none of them effectively convey the size and power of the balrog.

Papers please

Leather needs to be maintained (oiled or polished), even if you’re not wearing them.

Facebook got so bad that you couldn’t even see anything your friends posted. It was all sponsored content. So eventually most people completely stopped posting, myself included. It looks like they backed off that BS a couple of days ago, but it’s probably too late, the flight away has already occurred.

Wow, I can’t believe I never put that together before.

I guess it depends on where the beach house is located. I stayed at a beach house in San Diego for a week once in my 20’s, and it was fucking amazing! That was one of the most fun weeks of my entire life. The short 2’ wall in-between the beach and the house kept all of the sand out, and there weren’t any seagulls. We sat on the porch drinking beer, BBQing, and inviting people who walked past to join us. It was paradise.

Right, with modern context we can figure it out pretty quickly, after we learn that the term torch is used for flashlight. The first time I saw it i thought they were talking about a cigarette lighter