The Assman

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

That steak looks like somebody tried to hide a turd in the woods

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

That’s an insult to cunts

It’s a pretty tiny school. Only around 2k students.

Looks great fellow Hoosier. Terre Haute needs more of this.

Shrimps is bugs

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Would you like to see Britannia rule again?

Would you like to send our colored cousins home again?

How

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

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You got it earlier than me lol

Poopy diaper boy makes them money. It’s the same reason they haven’t been saying “republicans tried to overthrow the government” every day since 1/6/2021.

I refuse to vote in two weeks… because I already voted and voting again would be illegal.