I think it’s time we blow this scene

Good ol’ Fairbanks. Dirt Fest just hasn’t been the same since they changed it to Paved Fest.

ROCK!

Columbus has Dirty Frank’s Hot Dog Palace which makes it a far superior choice.

It’s about time we invade some Vorticons

As someone who has wanted an Eigenharp since they were first announced years ago but could never afford one this seems like an awesome (if not quite as polished) alternative.

Hench 4 Life