You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

I have a small hope inside that the whole thing is just a way to fuck with rich people and the album is nothing but fart noises.

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments’ "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you’re fucking doing, just admit it.

This logic relies on the entire Jewish population in the US siding with Israel. They dont. What Israel is doing is fucking evil and a lot of people know it, regardless of faith or culture.

The sole purpose of this bill is to make your life worse. There is not a single appreciable benefit.

They don’t work

“Please hold off punishing me from unsuccessfully cheating in the last election until I am able to successfully cheat in this one”

Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.

Well they’ve also redefined the second amendment to mean “We can own whatever weapon we want” so constitutional literacy is clearly not a strong suit.

Non unions plants usually also have to give raises to stay competitive and not lose their workers. Unions benefit everyone.

Should also mention the just, massive amount of salt dumped on them every year. Salt just ruins everything it touches.

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

Of course they want something. They want money. They want power. They want to eliminate dissent. They want the people they don’t like to be hurt.

The Fascist party is okay with fascism, yeah, makes sense.

Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

“Relinquish your pipes please, fellas.”

It’s partially A: they hate Muslims even more, and B: Israel is key to their apocalyptic doomsday prophecy.

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

Bruh, people still think 5G is gonna either give them cancer or turn them into zombies. They’ll think 6G will cause their head to explode ala Scanners or open a demonic portal to hell.