I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

As long as you don’t eat a second one, you should be fine!

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I was driving home one night around 2am, I had just picked up an ounce and it was sitting in my trunk. I was about three blocks from home when I saw the flashing lights and was pulled over. I’m not proud to admit, and I’ve made it a point not to do it anymore, but I was extremely fucking baked at the time.

So the cop walks up to me and asks if I know why he pulled me over. I was sweating fucking bullets, but I just kept a real calm demeanor, “No, officer, unfortunately I am unaware of my infraction.” Well as it turns out, I had a light out on my back left. I showed him the replacement bulbs I bought that day (two weeks ago in actuality) and told him I was planning on taking care of it the next morning.

Gave me a verbal warning and sent me on my way… probably should have gone to jail that night, but I couldn’t believe I made it through without seeming stoned as fuck.

Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.

You knock it off right now, buddy.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

Black people tend to primarily smoke menthol, disproportionate to other races. I’m too lazy to link, but you can Google it and find studies pretty easily.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

Uh…what

I will have you know that my neck is only slightly sore from just sleeping.