Xlon’s Twitter

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Like… robot bees…?

Ok… that sounds pretty good 🤣

I’ll give it a listen

I guess I’m officially old because I don’t know who tf this person is or why I should care about her opinion but I keep seeing her name everywhere🤣

The bar was so low all he had to do was order donuts without acting like a serial killer

I sure hope so

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

At his age he’s probably exhausted, can you blame him?

Too late for an old man, I guess

It’s not that they hate America. It’s that America stands between themselves and power/wealth.

They don’t give a shit about America or Americans, but they don’t hate America. I definitely do think they hate the poors though.

*felonious presidential candidate whines that it isn’t fair he isn’t getting more plea deals

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This country is truly fucked

So, she’ll be on the Supreme Court short list then?

It’s probably because preceding each shutdown they loudly proclaim that they will shut down the government and blame the dems… and then they do…

I’m going my part!

Lemmyors

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

My brain

The independent system they designed is under threat?

Dude, it’s gone

It took off in Clarence Thomas’ free RV and it’ll never been again.

Under threat 🤣