Wow, the “that’s antisemitic” saying really is an all encompassing get out of jail free card.

Ewww, disgusting. Yucky coleslaw!! No thank yo…Wait, is it homemade or store bought?

1000% Tariff on all Braun shavers in 3…2…

Ok, I had to check and recheck that I wasn’t eating an onion after I read the title. What a world!!

Oh yeah, besties indeed. Crikey, you should read about the, ahem, forceful shenanigans they got up to in the past.

Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Wow, that’s a bit unfair. What has he ever done to show he’s a lying, money grabbing, scummy piece of shit?

I see 2 options here:
Getting kidnapped and imprisoned now (whether that’s by ‘real’ police or fake)
Or.
Shooting the mask wearing weirdos now and maybe potentially possibly getting imprisoned later.

Out of these two choices I know which I’d take.

Only really stupid people or money launderers would buy that stock because the moment that fat cunt dies (soon, and painful, hopefully) that app will be a ghost town.

Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?

For fucks sake, me too.

(I apologise for the above meltdown)

“What do you have to hide?”

Grizzly murders. Loads of them!!

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J/k. It’s my privacy. All those horrific murders were really easy to get away with, keeping my privacy private however…

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee account is the only one I have, and that’s closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it’s all a win/win for me.

Whoa, that typo nearly knocked this discussion off the rails…

I’ll have you know he’s seeing a medical professional at least once a day. Sometimes multiple times!!!

(On an absolutely and completely unrelated note ketamine dealers are medical professionals, yeah?)

I’m not a kid and haven’t been for many decades. I’ve never watched nickolodeon. Can someone explain why slime is a thing?

If he’s just pretending* to listen

Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.

Picture the scene.

Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
{P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
“Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
“Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
“Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
“Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
“If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
{P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
“BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”

Both aides leave the room.
“Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
“I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”

A lot died during covid due to drumpfs corruption and incompetence, yet they still voted for him again.

This is a fantastic idea. If anyone ever does this then you should ask them for a cut of the profits 😏