• warm water bidets exist, but cold water isnt as bad as you think
• no, thats a common misconception
• you can pat dry with a couple squares of TP, or keep a towel handy since you’re clean now
• you ever see all the nooks and crannies of a butthole? You’re going to hurt yourself before you’re actually clean if you’re just wiping with dry paper. You’re smearing shit around your asshole and then going about your day with a shitty asshole acting like that’s not a problem that needs solving

Bc every other smartwatch is miles behind apple tbh

Can’t on iOS though 😓

Eh, kids shows are full of Ska, which makes total sense because it is impossible not to feel happy and excited when you hear it.

So if you have kids, you’re probably exposed to more Ska music than you realize.

People on Reddit keep saying things are mostly back to normal, while tiny subs are hitting the front page of /r/all on the regular with like 2k votes.

Also, I’ve noticed a pretty significant increase in overt racism. Or rather, significant decrease in moderation of it. I shouldn’t be surprised but it keeps catching me off-guard.