“I’ve got good news for you. It’s a suppository”

They’re going to release completely absurd and hilarious conspiracy theories and the regular followers of InfoWars who didn’t know about the change of ownership won’t even see the difference.

It was on a downhill for a long while before Season 8. The trope of Debra seemingly constantly being on the lookout for the least appropriate person to get in a relationship with got old pretty quick. When Debra shot her boss to cover for Dexter I stopped watching the show.

$100 to become a traitor to your own country?

If that’s not a cheap whore I don’t know what is.

I’m so glad I kept my car and weathered through this shitty phase of car manufacturing.

If only there was hope for weathering through the data collection, subscription-based features and the death of sedans though…

Anything that precipitates his inevitable natural death is welcome. Even if he loses the election this asshole will divide and weaken the West as long as he draws breath.

That last one though

Considering that when people paid $100 for that OS they were told that it would be the “last Windows to be released”, shouldn’t there be a class action lawsuit?

Trump is the equivalent of a shitty seller on Ebay who has a ton of 1 star review from his verified buyers for never sending the product that they’ve paid for. It blows my mind that there are still people around willing to give working for this con artist a try.

They removed the star system a long time ago. They removed the down votes again a few years back.

They want their algorithm to be the only thing that decides whether you watch a video or not.

“countries must protect their borders from foreigners who want to cause trouble”

Australia: “ok, mate”

When I want to cancel I want to cancel. I don’t want to be put in line for over half an hour and then have to have a painful argument with some poor employee who gets punished if I somehow figure out the secret code that makes them cancel the account. And then have to do it all over again one month later because the account didn’t cancel because of “technical problems”.

A lot do myself included. But not enough to matter. Most ordinary Windows users don’t even know what Linux is or understand why they should care.

Is there a technical term for when a company or corporation makes a statement that is a blatant bad faith argument like that?

If none exists, I’d call it “Corporate massturbation”. Because they’re trying to jerk everyone off.

Edit Here’s another one: “Corporate Anal Ostriching.” Because they’re shoving their heads up their own asses

Can we at least have someone pass a hoop around him to demonstrate that he isn’t being held up by strings?

He pursues what an insecure male perceives as “masculinity”

That’s why I’m running GrapheneOS, where I can actually disable things.

They don’t want you to disable things they can make money off of you with.

Fucking HOW?

My PC is getting old and I might replace it in about a year whenever I can get an OK GPU for a reasonable amount of money again.

I’ve built my own PCs since the late 90’s and this will be the first time I will not install Windows on a computer I built. Get fucked Microsoft.