I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Is this some sort of mog or jestergoon?

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

One less kid than you thought tho

On a scale of “no” to “fuck no” please rate

Take, for example, the class war

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Aw did those widdle kajillion dollar companies get hawassy-wassed?

I would simply show them my nutsack

More like Vladimir Elite Linen

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

Hang on tho they also have the job of figuring out how to trash the environent without getting caught

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

Most disappointing combination imaginable of the words “ham” and “sun”

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”