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It’ll go somewhere. It’ll go in fuckin circles, but won’t go anywhere meaningful.
It’ll go somewhere. It’ll go in fuckin circles, but won’t go anywhere meaningful.
A positive Biden post?
I can agree that there will always be subtle variations in textures of different substances, but I can guarantee you that we can affect the texture of a mixed product by altering the ingredients.
I’ve been managing restaurants for decades, with a few Italian places under my belt with Michelin star chefs. One restaurant group featured a rotating list that always had at least a dozen different meatballs.
I’ve seen them tweak all kinds of recipes, with all kinds of meats and grains. Beef, chicken, pork, lamb, goat, venison, even fuckin gator (which was Delicious!). I’ve also sold eggplant, chickpea, spinach, Beyond, Impossible, all kinds of shit in ball form.
I’ve seen these chefs tweak a recipe that uses the same volume of meat, crumbs, and other ingredients, to yield significantly different textures and flavors, just by playing with how they prep those ingredients. How finely they dice/chop/prep the same amount of an ingredient affects the texture.
How they prep the crumbs matters. What bread do they use, what’s it made of, how it was cooked before it crumbled, how finely it was crumbled, what seasonings were used that will bind with the fats and proteins from the meat.
All of this matters and all of it affects the flavor and texture. This isn’t just cooking, it’s materials science. Give it a little more credit.
That’s just a current problem. There’s no reason to assume it won’t also be resolved eventually.
Also, mixing plant matter into meat products is nothing new. For example, most meatballs have breadcrumbs in them.
Honestly, I’d settle for him fucking off and disappearing if it means we never have to hear about him ever again.
Oh wow, that looks absolutely delicious!
I do. It’s the last one.
The bigger news to me is that Howard Stern is still alive and on the air.
Friendly reminder, everyone. Don’t feed the trolls.
It helps if you also poop on company time
Death to Smoochy
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I’m guessing you got all those downvotes because people noped out and made assumptions before finishing the wall of text. It never hurts to have the /s these days.
That looks delicious, nicely done!
Brilliant. Someone needs to shop Cousin It from Addam’s Family onto the right side to make this a masterpiece.
American here. Those murdering wakos are a far more likely threat to people than the military.
So you not understanding polling invalidates them?
Their backlog will keep them busy until they retire.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.