Long term enshitification is a feature of our capitalistic way of thinking. i/e never thinking beyond the next financial quarter.

Edit - And that is why we will 100% lose to China. Central planning will always outperform market chaos. Literally 100% of the time. Better, faster, cheaper. They plan ahead. They look ahead decades. We look ahead only 1 quarter. Just 1. They’ll make 5 year plans and be very public about it to attract VC money to the rugpull. But 1 bad quarter and the whole enterprise is parted out and sold off to the highest bidder.

Can’t wait for some serbian hacker with Xx69 in their name multiple times to destroy the US government because one of Elon’s script kiddies left 42,069 security holes in the fucking system.

Gonna be awesome. lmao.

I only buy cheap shit. And I never, ever, ever ever ever connect anything to the net that doesn’t absolutely need to be connected.

If I need an air fryer and the cheap one has smart shit on it. I will never connect that shit to the net. Never. Why the fuck would I? It’s an air fryer. Not a laptop.

Glorious.

Not tossing a couple grenades into his pope box was a failing that our military may never live down.

Zero risk. Would have become a hero.

First time in my adult life I’m genuinely proud to be an american.

Brown a pound of hamburger. Mix it with 2 cans cream of chicken or mushroom or broccoli or whatever cream of soup you like.

Line a casserole dish with tater tots. Add your creamy meat amalgamation and spread it all over the top of the tots. Then add another layer of tots on top. Cover with shredded cheese and bake it covered with foil for however long the tot bag says to bake them. Then uncover and broil it to crust up the cheese.

This is just a base mind you. You can add stuff to it to your hearts content. Add green beans to make yourself feel better about this carb nuke you’re about to consume. Top with canned biscuits to make a pot pie. etc.

By leaving it at home.

For that matter, the successful assassination of JFK didn’t stop Johnson from handling Vietnam so poorly, and didn’t stop Nixon from being Nixon to begin with.

Operation Northwoods.

Ronald Reagan was shot at and hit in 1981, but it took the nuclear near miss in 1983 for him to de-escalate his rhetoric.

The worst thing John Hinkley ever did was choose to use a .22 that day. Based as hell for taking a shot at The Devil (.tm) like he did. The man is a hero. But damn did he choose his weapon poorly. (Jodie Foster thought it was hot)

it’s important to remember that Trump was shot. Eleven months ago today, actually. It did nothing to stop this,

Because it was a setup. Not an organic shooting.

Remember when Steve Scalice (sp?) got shot? Remember PLAY BALL all over the internet? That had the desired effect. It works. When its real.

It’s called “Blading” and it is a wrestling move. Outlawed internationally. Used to be very popular.

Hundreds of protests all over the country. It’s gonna be glorious.

Chump knows he’s hated. Its why his big beautiful bullshit is gonna have 19 miles of fencing and hundreds of metal detectors.

Never the less. Godspeed to any who take aim. May their aim be true and their pursuers be slow.

Edit - inb4 - I am of the opinion that we should never go more than 20 years without a president being shot. Kill or wound doesn’t matter. Party doesn’t matter. Every elected representative needs that periodic reminder of both their own mortality and that they can be reached if their actions become odious.

If necessary.

We expecting Greenland to launch nukes or something?

If we were allowed to be honest that’s what everyone would say. But honesty doesn’t pay. Lying does. Spinning a yarn of bullshit about opportunity and gratitude yields a better result sadly.

Unsurprising.

Maybe a couple dozen more of the cryptkeepers will die off before midterms and they’re forced to take on some younger blood that isn’t sucked from virgins.

This guy sucks soooooo much. I hate that he’s probably going to use all this in a presidential bid.

It’ll probably work. In the unlikely event we do have another election. I’ll probably vote for him too. But he does suck when he’s not taking advantage of a fat orange shitbag. Just remember that.