All of my Twitter followers are thot-bots. I don’t even get the good ones that have pictures of cats in their bio. Just poorly photoshopped Kim Kardashian body swaps.

I generally upvote everything in my feed, and I default to “everything”. It’s not you, it’s me.

They have these in Amsterdam. Each room comes with its own maid.

Every city should have a Sloth Parade. It’s only 1 block and takes 5 hours.

It’s really too bad I’m unable to update my firmware until I agree to let ASUS sell my data.

You’re already familiar with Kodi, so install that on your Android TV. I have an Nvidia Shield with Kodi, and it just plays movies straight from my server. You should be able to use the TV’s remote to control Kodi without worrying about the VPN.

“He is essential to the war effort!”

I can’t wait until holographic storage comes in spheres, and you have to bring it to an old Gypsy woman if you forget the encryption key.

3 hands of blackjack.

Nope, not playing Card Wars with evil robot Jake.

BIKES AREN’T REAL!

Do they accept NFTs?

Oh cool, a new Madea movie.

They don’t know I’m watching them.

I’m always watching.

Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.

I’ve already had this argument with people I work with. It doesn’t matter if a non-compete is enforceable or not. They’re meant to demoralize and demotivate employees so they stay with the company at low pay. Someone that has just lost their job isn’t going to risk a potentially life-destroying lawsuit.

I know they would sue, because the process is the goal, and they have deeper pockets than I do.

The company I work for lost a MAJOR customer last fall. Management panicked, and rushed everyone to sign a non-compete agreement. Only after getting all the agreements signed did they let everyone know what had happened, and that there would be massive layoffs.

Fucking psychos had just gone through a huge hiring phase. Some new employees had only been there a matter of months before finding out they would lose their job, and wouldn’t be able to get a new one in the same industry unless they waited two years.

That’s Hermaeus Mora.

Every single Microsoft site still does this.