Denvil

I think Alderaan would like to disagree

Professionals have standards

It’s not like there aren’t other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

So uh… Is there a reason the windows are red, or does Doom guy need to get involved

My dad taught me to score them. I find it strange, scoring them prevents the supposed thief from being able to get the tag off cleanly, so they wouldn’t want to apply it to their car because it’d look sketchy?

Unlike your totally normal and not at all now damaged and sketchy looking tags?

He probably didn’t even zoom in on it and immediately called BS assuming it was heavily maintained due to the spacing, I don’t think you can call that a “gotcha”

Going to jail as a poor person means you lose your job

Going to jail as a rich person apparently gets you a promotion

Interesting

Bold of you to assume EA doesn’t keep any little tiny scrap of info about you they could sell

I have become addicted to tea in the last couple of months. Never touched alcohol because I just get the feeling I wouldn’t like it

If this is on a 20 amp breaker, this is a massive fire hazard mixing different wire gauges

If this is on a 15 amp breaker, then you’re fine

Still a “no, I don’t want to make a god damn account” wall

I was an electrician working on a restaurant, and the prints pointed out the pos area. Not a damn person on that site didn’t call it the piece of shit area

Instructions unclear, I’ve been fired for cussing out my boss

That is what I was suggesting

Amazon made 80 billion in operational income (after all expenses, pre-tax) in 2025, this is 0.001% of that. It’s like fining a person making $31k a year $3.10.

Any fines that go towards the people are good fines for a company like Amazon, but it’s not enough

I mean to be fair there’s a good chance it ends in the death of whatever fuckwit comes after him. If the police have a 50% mortality rate, you’re probably going to run out of people who want to be police before you run out of “terrorists”

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this

I’d finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.

Rant incoming

Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower???) under the logic that you wouldn’t just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower???

If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I’d look like a damn idiot.

I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought “good lord she’s out of her mind” and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.

Actually after meaning to do it for a while and constantly forgetting about it I’ve decided to make myself go ahead and make a piefed account before I once again fall into the loop of “eh I’ll make it later” and them promptly forgetting it 2 seconds later